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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

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