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{"type":"standard","title":"Greece–Switzerland relations","displaytitle":"Greece–Switzerland relations","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5601678","titles":{"canonical":"Greece–Switzerland_relations","normalized":"Greece–Switzerland relations","display":"Greece–Switzerland relations"},"pageid":16119848,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Greece_Switzerland_Locator.png/330px-Greece_Switzerland_Locator.png","width":320,"height":322},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Greece_Switzerland_Locator.png","width":1236,"height":1245},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1239474175","tid":"84638509-5658-11ef-a23a-c766e4d88cc1","timestamp":"2024-08-09T14:06:05Z","description":"Bilateral relations","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Greece%E2%80%93Switzerland_relations"}},"extract":"Greek-Swiss relations are foreign relations between Greece and Switzerland. Both countries established diplomatic relations in 1830. Switzerland opened its consulate in 1865.\nGreece has an embassy in Bern, a general consulate in Geneva, and two honorary consulates in Zürich and Lugano. Switzerland has an embassy in Athens and four consulates.","extract_html":"
Greek-Swiss relations are foreign relations between Greece and Switzerland. Both countries established diplomatic relations in 1830. Switzerland opened its consulate in 1865.\nGreece has an embassy in Bern, a general consulate in Geneva, and two honorary consulates in Zürich and Lugano. Switzerland has an embassy in Athens and four consulates.
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