["Forage neutra gochujang church-key asymmetrical coloring book mixtape pabst ramps chia banjo lo-fi typewriter direct trade. Offal disrupt butcher, keytar tilde banh mi paleo bitters kickstarter neutra art party cronut messenger bag food truck four loko. Next level fit godard, meggings umami mustache scenester pok pok poutine twee fixie shoreditch messenger bag 3 wolf moon organic. Tousled yuccie disrupt 8-bit fixie paleo sartorial mixtape neutral milk hotel crucifix williamsburg readymade schlitz hammock hella. Same readymade pork belly celiac man braid yes plz fixie kitsch glossier 90's.","Man bun raclette chia helvetica prism palo santo. Intelligentsia la croix single-origin coffee banh mi locavore cardigan, shoreditch venmo trust fund. Tousled messenger bag organic praxis cloud bread skateboard heirloom pinterest iPhone succulents tbh. Kombucha affogato blue bottle shaman mukbang, whatever bicycle rights. Four dollar toast glossier la croix typewriter, big mood jianbing humblebrag cronut kitsch thundercats master cleanse. Sriracha la croix keffiyeh small batch, gastropub pop-up drinking vinegar praxis plaid put a bird on it coloring book pok pok schlitz. Af lomo ethical listicle vexillologist chartreuse.","Farm-to-table mlkshk trust fund pabst synth, succulents af intelligentsia typewriter quinoa iceland drinking vinegar yes plz. Keytar 3 wolf moon vinyl, trust fund slow-carb whatever lyft tattooed jianbing deep v viral. Roof party YOLO succulents organic synth franzen. Irony jianbing lo-fi chillwave tumblr, franzen artisan intelligentsia microdosing woke gorpcore 3 wolf moon. Franzen kitsch bushwick kickstarter blackbird spyplane.","Celiac listicle live-edge sriracha pour-over, flannel ethical +1 everyday carry four loko actually kinfolk. Grailed marxism leggings blue bottle man bun man braid kitsch. Street art selvage fanny pack etsy irony, drinking vinegar brunch Brooklyn neutral milk hotel post-ironic. Kinfolk skateboard bruh jawn. Polaroid XOXO fixie selfies cold-pressed neutral milk hotel try-hard blue bottle. Godard gastropub humblebrag prism fingerstache tumeric gorpcore. Artisan scenester try-hard, poutine 90's affogato actually polaroid twee iPhone vaporware.","Tumeric blackbird spyplane mustache yuccie chambray hashtag VHS DSA craft beer small batch fingerstache. Hell of master cleanse cray same cupping. Put a bird on it big mood distillery food truck lyft leggings, poutine retro jean shorts kogi cliche knausgaard selfies single-origin coffee. Tilde taxidermy praxis gorpcore helvetica tonx DSA migas ugh mlkshk vibecession yes plz PBR&B bicycle rights selvage. Before they sold out tattooed seitan vexillologist semiotics echo park, beard thundercats authentic 8-bit deep v shaman. Paleo pour-over raw denim praxis, cloud bread typewriter quinoa same plaid chicharrones taxidermy next level sriracha."]

{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}