{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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